never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(via orgasm)


I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

(via mahradyer)


Huntington Beach, CA


Huntington Beach, CA

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despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends

(via the-troyler-phan)


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear


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you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

(via twistedrealitylove)


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

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